Why can't I be there?

Everything was cooler back then. Look, he is not fake tanned and bedazzled from head to toe, driving in an suv with giant over  sized wheels, listening to horrible music while texting his bff,  on the way to the club to stand around and bounce their head while staring at everyone and checking the grease in their hair to make sure it did not move.  OH, I am sorry.  I did not know that came out on the computer.